13 Reasons y it is so cool to be a man

[BMC_Thunderbird]

1)Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2)You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

3)You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

4)If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be
your friend.

5)Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

6)Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

7)Same work, more pay.

8)Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

9)Wedding dress: $2,000. Tuxedo rental: $75.

10)If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
might become lifelong friends.

11)You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

12)The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

13)Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
24th, in 45 minutes.

[BMC_Zeuske]

1)Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2)You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

3)You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

4)If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be
your friend.

5)Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

6)Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

7)Same work, more pay.

8)Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

9)Wedding dress: $2,000. Tuxedo rental: $75.

10)If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
might become lifelong friends.

11)You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

12)The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

13)Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
24th, in 45 minutes.

Lol good one :p

[BMC_Dreadnought]

dont forget we are not insane enough to invent male shaving vax

[HomerJ]

Reason 14;

Men never have to queue for the tyoilets in a club! We can go ANYWHERE! (trust me on this one)