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Short 1s
« on: June 06, 2006, 03:11:42 PM »
Who designed King Arthur's Round Table?
Sir Cumference!


If all the cars in the country were pink, what would we have?
A pink car-nation!


Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming?
Because they only had one pair of trunks!


What do you get if you cross a snowball with a shark?
Frost Bites!


Knock knock
Who's there?
Wooden Shoe;
Wooden Shoe who?
Wooden Shoe like to know !!!


What do you cook on in the jungle? A grill-er!
What bird lives underground? A Mynah bird!


Where does a 400 pound gorilla sit? Anywhere he wants!
What's a snakes favourite subject? Hiss-tory!


What's a hippo's favourite dessert? Hippopotamousse!
Which pop group do apes listen to? The Monkees!


What's a Gorilla's favourite month? Ape-ril!


Why don't lions play cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs!
How do fish get to school? By Octobus!


What do you call an elephant at the North Pole? Lost!


Which snake is good at maths? An Adder!


What did the baby giraffe say to his big brother? I'm glad I've got someone to look up to!

What happended when the owl lost his voice? He didn't give a hoot!

Why do hummingbirds hum? Beacuse they don't know the words!

What does a baby snake play with? A rattlesnake!

Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because they can't stand the smell of their own feet!

Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!

What is an insect's favourite game? Cricket!

What do you call a flying skunk? A smellacopter!

What kind of key doesn't open a door? A mon-key!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede? A walkie talkie!

What's black, white and red all over? An embarrassed zebra!

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!

Why don't lions eat clowns? Because they taste funny!

Why are Policemen so strong? - Because they can hold up traffic!!

A woodworm goes into a pub and says:"Is the bar tender here?

What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

What do you call Bears with no ears?
B
Why plant bulbs in the ground?
So worms can see their way!

How do you catch a Squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because he wasn't peeling well.
Nec hostium timete, nec amicum reusate.
Fear no enemy, deny no friend.

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