I think your the father of one of my kids

[BMC_Thunderbird]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at
him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he
knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?"

To which she replies, "I think your the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that
I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

[BMC_Juggernaut_]

Haha really should think before saying that!

[BMC_Draks]

Three friends, Smith, Patterson and Abercrombie, die in an accident and arrive at the Pearly Gates.
Now St. Peter says to them, "I'll ask each of you one question, and the answer will decide where in heaven you will live."
So he asks Smith, "How faithful were you to your wife? Now remember, the truthfulness of your answer decides whether you go to hell or come to heaven!"
Smith says,"Your Honour, I met this girl when I was in school, and fell in love. I married her, and haven't looked at another woman since."
So Peter gives him a key, and tells"You are a truthful and honourable man, and you shall live in a palace beyond any on earth".
To Patterson he asks the same question, and receives the answer "Your Honour, I love my wife like life itself, but just this one time I was tempted, and slept with my neighbour's wife. Forgive me."
Peter gives him a key and tells him, "Son of my father, you are but a man, ad your father forives you. Take this key and life as you did in life."
Abercrombie is asked the same question and answers, "Your Honour, I don't want to lie. I am not an honourable man. I have cheated regularly on my wife, with a number of women, and have taken numerous 'Business' trips with my secretary. I know I am not worthy of Heaven, but please forgive me my sins anyway."
Peter tells him, "You have been a sinner indeed, but in the sincerity of your contrition my father has forgiven you. Take this key. You shall have a home befitting of on of your crimes."
So Abercrombie goes into heaven, and finds that he has been allotted a pitiful hut. But he is thankful for receiving at least this much, so he proceeds to take up residence and live as best as he can.
Time passes, and Abercrombie decides to visit Smith and Patterson. He finds Patterson outside a good home, doing the garden, and having a fine time of it.
They talk awhile, and Patterson suggests that they visit Smith.
So they set out, and soon pass into an area of grand palaces and castles, with beautiful gardens and servants running around on various errands.
They finally find Smith's home, a palace so grand that they can barely look at it, with a garden finer than any of those before.
But when they get to the gate, they see Smith sitting at the gate, looking thoroughly miserable.
Being kind men, they ask him what is wrong and offer to give what help they can.
Smith tells them, "My good kind friends, I went for a walk this morning, and Smith, I saw your lovely home. Abercrombie, I even passed your humble abode.But wishing to see more, I walked on, and presently cam upon the meanest of huts - so mean as to be almost caves."
Patterson says, "That is all very good, Smith, but why are you so sad?"
And Smith replies,


"My wife was living in the worst of them!" :twisted:

[BMC_Draks]

And one more , see it on appzplanet ,  

 1.How do you communicate in between Applets and Servlets?
A.If they are reachable by walk, I will go in person, else I will use phone.

2.What is the use of Servlets?
A.In hotels, they can replace servers .

3.What is the difference between Process and Threads?
A.Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

4.What is the order of method invocation in an Applet?
A.Ascending

5.What is JFC?
A.Jilebi, Fanta and Coffee.

6.What is Difference between AWT and Swing?
A.AWT is an acronym. Swing is a word.

7.How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A.I will give invitation.

8.How you can know about drivers and database information?
A.I will go and enquire in the bus depot.

9.How do 2 threads communicate with each other?
A.Non living things can't communicate.

10.Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A.As you wish, I do not have any objections.

11.What are virtual functions?
A.Functions about which we are dreaming.

12.Write down how will you create a binary Tree?
A.When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.

13.What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object?
A.If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast.

14.I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A.Send it through courier.

15.What is meant by flickering?
A.Closing and opening of eyes at girls.

16.What is meant by distributed Application?
A.Distributing application forms

17.Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture.
A.Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres

[HomerJ]

Where can I get some Binary seeds?
My seed is all used up now

[BMC_Draks]

:wav:

[HomerJ]

Excellant Moonie!!!

Are they Mexican M&M's?